Blogging the Super Bowl Ads...

The big winners (in my mind): Dorito's, Coke, Denny's and Budweiser - specifically the horses and the autotune; a few other good ones as well, but a lot of lameness too.

• McDonald's - pre-game fun with LeBron, Dwight and Larry...but lame that they would intimate that LeBron and Dwight didn't know who Larry was. come on McDonald's...
• Bud Light House - should have been funnier; cute idea, but overall, fairly meh.
• Snicker's - another cute idea that could have been funnier; maybe if I liked Snicker's I'd care more.
• Focus on the Family - people were up in arms over this? seriously? I don't get the drama.
• Survivor - so don't care.
• Hyundai Sonata - snooze...
• Boost Mobile - oh no...no no no...
• Dorito's - yes! clever dog. he will not be taunted by stupid boy with bag of tasty Dorito's.
• Robin Hood Movie - ads for movies don't really count do they?
• Dorito's - another win. kid slapping guy macking on kid's mom was excellent.
• Bud Light - much better effort, especially since it included the guy from LOST.
• NCIS - head slap. awesome.
• Coke - what can I say? egggggscellent! you can't go wrong with The Simpson's...yay!
• Go Daddy - just gross. get off my tv please.
• Dorito's - another good one. isn't this the ad the church in So Cal did? very cool.
• Bud Light - omg, autotune Bud Light. awesome.
• Monster - fiddlin' beaver...nice.
• Wolfman Movie - yeah, I just don't care.
• Bridgestone - okay...kinda funny...
• Shape-ups - really Joe Montana? really?
• Cars.com - Timothy Richmond = genius, and I really liked Timothy until he was too pathetic to buy a car.
• CBS - gotta love the pimpin' of the network the game is on...
• Budweiser - bridge of people. no freaking way I'd cross that. kinda funny.
• Shutter Island Movie - creepy. 
• CBS Cares w/Mark Sanchez - okay. I feel stupid for not knowing who that is.
• Late Show - nice. can't go wrong with Dave in my book.
• The Big Bang Theory - funny.
• Careerbuilder - nasto-mcgrosness. 
• Dockers - so just wearing underwear is the new super bowl ad? gross.
• Hyundai - I like the veiled mocking of Favre, but in general, nothing Hyundai does will make me buy their car.
• Bud Light - apparently LOST would have only lasted one episode if there had been Bud Light on Oceanic 815.
• Dove - sure Dove. why not?
• NFL Draft - really? there's an ad for that?
• Dodge - okay, so what's with all the pathetic men in these ads? 
• Telefora - nasty talking flowers...me likes.
• Papa John's - oooo, maybe I want pizza...I guess that ad worked!
• CSI: Miami - didn't make me want to watch CSI, but did make me want to go into space.
• Alice Movie - can't wait to see it...hadn't seen this preview...definitely intrigued me more.
• Dr. Pepper Cherry - ummm...what?
• truTV - creepy. but funny.
• Universal Orlando Harry Potter - I want to go to that!
• FloTV - omg, another pathetic man...what is the deal?
• Intel - sad robot. funny.
• FloTV - meh. nothing about their ads makes me want to check it out.
• Milk Bone - cute puppies! and yay for canine assistance!! dogs rock.
• Air Force Reserve - they definitely make flying look cool.
• Lexus - it's still made by Toyota...at least the man in it didn't look too pathetic...

HALFTIME! And I need a snack...and I don't need to watch The Who...

• Prince of Persia Movie - no.
• Motorola - Megan Fox = gross.
• VW - slug bug...and Stevie Wonder...awesome.
• Denny's - scared chickens made me laugh out loud.
• How I Met Your Mother - Barney is the bomb.
• Michelob Ultra - really Lance Armstrong? this is the product you choose to endorse? I don't get it.
• HomeAway.com - the Griswald's are lookin' old.
• Bridgestone - life, not wife...what?
• KGB - seriously? who would use this service? having Kirk from Gilmore Girls hock it doesn't do anything for me.
• Coke - Coke in the wild. me likes.
• eTrade - talking babies are creepy, yet funny. really funny. milka-what?
• How I Met Your Mother - Barney's the best part of that show.
• Survivor - seriously. no.
• Census - I'm so annoyed with these ads. And this one's no better. Frankly, I can't believe there are actual ads about the census. Really?
• Google - clever. very clever.
• KIA - creepy giant toys...I don't think I like you now. at all. cute little toys in the back of the car...no, still creepy.
• RoundUp - snooze.
• Select 55 - can you say lame? do it. lame.
• NFL - does the NFL really need to spend money thanking us?
• HealthMart - who?

And now we're starting to see re-runs of ads...boring!

• Jack in the Box - I do love Jack. And bungee Jack was awesome. 
• Vizio - I might want that.
• Emerald Nuts/Pop Secret - these ads are always freakish, and this year's did not disappoint. freaktastic.
• Dante's Inferno Video Game - uh, no.
• Budweiser - not sure the baby clydesdale could be any cuter. loved loved loved this ad!!! absolutely my favorite of the night.
• Honda - omg, that car is ugly. what thinking Honda?
• Denny's - more screaming chickens. i seriously love these ads.
• Audi - Green Police. nice.
• Taco Bell - omg, Charles Barkley can NOT rap. and dang it, now I want Taco Bell. too bad that Laker tainted the whole thing.
• Dorito's - crazy Dorito man! lesson learned: do not mess with Tim's Dorito's.
• Bud Light - lame.
• Hyundai - wow. they really want me to buy a Hyundai. I'm still not gonna.
• eTrade - more babies. maybe if that movie about the babies was about THESE babies it would be interesting.
• Go Daddy - seriously annoying. I will never visit that web site ever.
• Denny's - okay, now I just want bacon. and cake.

And now the game is over...and I'm bitter...what happened to my Payton? Maybe I'll rewind and just enjoy that Budweiser clydesdale ad again...it was joyous...now I really need a snack...