Is it seriously March already?

I'm not kidding. How did we get here so fast? Wasn't it just Christmas? I can't believe we're starting the third month of 2010 today. I feel as though I've accomplished nothing, yet I've been extremely busy. I suppose 12 hockey games, 3 concerts and a basketball game will do that to a person. Not to mention digging back into LOST and paying semi-attention to the Olympics. I guess it's possible two full months have passed.

I've only got 8 hockey games this month, 1 concert and 1 out-of-town trip. I'm sure that won't wear me out at all. Oh, and I have a huge go-live at work in the middle of it all. Color me AWESOME! I've also got new books to read, more TV to watch, oh, and a little tournament I like to call March Madness. I'm pretty sure I'll wake up tomorrow and it will be April!

I never believed the grown people when I was younger...you know the ones...that told us to enjoy life while we were young, time moves faster once you're older, blah blah blah...I thought they were all crazy, didn't you? It's highly unfortunate to learn how wrong I was...more annoying to find out they were all right. But that's a separate issue...

Life really does move pretty fast...I guess I should have listened to Ferris...

Blogging the Super Bowl Ads...

The big winners (in my mind): Dorito's, Coke, Denny's and Budweiser - specifically the horses and the autotune; a few other good ones as well, but a lot of lameness too.

• McDonald's - pre-game fun with LeBron, Dwight and Larry...but lame that they would intimate that LeBron and Dwight didn't know who Larry was. come on McDonald's...
• Bud Light House - should have been funnier; cute idea, but overall, fairly meh.
• Snicker's - another cute idea that could have been funnier; maybe if I liked Snicker's I'd care more.
• Focus on the Family - people were up in arms over this? seriously? I don't get the drama.
• Survivor - so don't care.
• Hyundai Sonata - snooze...
• Boost Mobile - oh no...no no no...
• Dorito's - yes! clever dog. he will not be taunted by stupid boy with bag of tasty Dorito's.
• Robin Hood Movie - ads for movies don't really count do they?
• Dorito's - another win. kid slapping guy macking on kid's mom was excellent.
• Bud Light - much better effort, especially since it included the guy from LOST.
• NCIS - head slap. awesome.
• Coke - what can I say? egggggscellent! you can't go wrong with The Simpson's...yay!
• Go Daddy - just gross. get off my tv please.
• Dorito's - another good one. isn't this the ad the church in So Cal did? very cool.
• Bud Light - omg, autotune Bud Light. awesome.
• Monster - fiddlin' beaver...nice.
• Wolfman Movie - yeah, I just don't care.
• Bridgestone - okay...kinda funny...
• Shape-ups - really Joe Montana? really?
• Cars.com - Timothy Richmond = genius, and I really liked Timothy until he was too pathetic to buy a car.
• CBS - gotta love the pimpin' of the network the game is on...
• Budweiser - bridge of people. no freaking way I'd cross that. kinda funny.
• Shutter Island Movie - creepy. 
• CBS Cares w/Mark Sanchez - okay. I feel stupid for not knowing who that is.
• Late Show - nice. can't go wrong with Dave in my book.
• The Big Bang Theory - funny.
• Careerbuilder - nasto-mcgrosness. 
• Dockers - so just wearing underwear is the new super bowl ad? gross.
• Hyundai - I like the veiled mocking of Favre, but in general, nothing Hyundai does will make me buy their car.
• Bud Light - apparently LOST would have only lasted one episode if there had been Bud Light on Oceanic 815.
• Dove - sure Dove. why not?
• NFL Draft - really? there's an ad for that?
• Dodge - okay, so what's with all the pathetic men in these ads? 
• Telefora - nasty talking flowers...me likes.
• Papa John's - oooo, maybe I want pizza...I guess that ad worked!
• CSI: Miami - didn't make me want to watch CSI, but did make me want to go into space.
• Alice Movie - can't wait to see it...hadn't seen this preview...definitely intrigued me more.
• Dr. Pepper Cherry - ummm...what?
• truTV - creepy. but funny.
• Universal Orlando Harry Potter - I want to go to that!
• FloTV - omg, another pathetic man...what is the deal?
• Intel - sad robot. funny.
• FloTV - meh. nothing about their ads makes me want to check it out.
• Milk Bone - cute puppies! and yay for canine assistance!! dogs rock.
• Air Force Reserve - they definitely make flying look cool.
• Lexus - it's still made by Toyota...at least the man in it didn't look too pathetic...

HALFTIME! And I need a snack...and I don't need to watch The Who...

• Prince of Persia Movie - no.
• Motorola - Megan Fox = gross.
• VW - slug bug...and Stevie Wonder...awesome.
• Denny's - scared chickens made me laugh out loud.
• How I Met Your Mother - Barney is the bomb.
• Michelob Ultra - really Lance Armstrong? this is the product you choose to endorse? I don't get it.
• HomeAway.com - the Griswald's are lookin' old.
• Bridgestone - life, not wife...what?
• KGB - seriously? who would use this service? having Kirk from Gilmore Girls hock it doesn't do anything for me.
• Coke - Coke in the wild. me likes.
• eTrade - talking babies are creepy, yet funny. really funny. milka-what?
• How I Met Your Mother - Barney's the best part of that show.
• Survivor - seriously. no.
• Census - I'm so annoyed with these ads. And this one's no better. Frankly, I can't believe there are actual ads about the census. Really?
• Google - clever. very clever.
• KIA - creepy giant toys...I don't think I like you now. at all. cute little toys in the back of the car...no, still creepy.
• RoundUp - snooze.
• Select 55 - can you say lame? do it. lame.
• NFL - does the NFL really need to spend money thanking us?
• HealthMart - who?

And now we're starting to see re-runs of ads...boring!

• Jack in the Box - I do love Jack. And bungee Jack was awesome. 
• Vizio - I might want that.
• Emerald Nuts/Pop Secret - these ads are always freakish, and this year's did not disappoint. freaktastic.
• Dante's Inferno Video Game - uh, no.
• Budweiser - not sure the baby clydesdale could be any cuter. loved loved loved this ad!!! absolutely my favorite of the night.
• Honda - omg, that car is ugly. what thinking Honda?
• Denny's - more screaming chickens. i seriously love these ads.
• Audi - Green Police. nice.
• Taco Bell - omg, Charles Barkley can NOT rap. and dang it, now I want Taco Bell. too bad that Laker tainted the whole thing.
• Dorito's - crazy Dorito man! lesson learned: do not mess with Tim's Dorito's.
• Bud Light - lame.
• Hyundai - wow. they really want me to buy a Hyundai. I'm still not gonna.
• eTrade - more babies. maybe if that movie about the babies was about THESE babies it would be interesting.
• Go Daddy - seriously annoying. I will never visit that web site ever.
• Denny's - okay, now I just want bacon. and cake.

And now the game is over...and I'm bitter...what happened to my Payton? Maybe I'll rewind and just enjoy that Budweiser clydesdale ad again...it was joyous...now I really need a snack...

And then there was almost a brawl...

I love going to the movie at CineArts in Santana Row because I am almost always the youngest person there, especially when I go during the day like today. My movie was in one of the smaller theaters, and I took my small bag of popcorn and bottle of water to the back row and sat down with about 20 minutes to relax before it started. I was minding my own business, checking email, figuring out new features on my phone, breathing. Other people came in here and there...all normal stuff. Then, the pre-movie entertainment began.

With about 6 minutes to go, a couple of women sat down in the row in front of me - probably a little younger than me (curse them for ruining my youngest-at-the-movie status!) - and they were quite the chatterboxes. Now granted, the movie hadn't started and the previews weren't even on yet, but they were pretty loud and an older couple in the middle of the row they were sitting in gave a couple of glances in their direction, basically I think to see what all the hoopla was about that caused them to talk so loud. Heck, I gave 'em glance too, but I was behind them so it was far more stealthy in nature. This went on for another minute or two...the chatter and the glances, which were a bit dramatic, but kind of funny. And then it happened.

First Woman: "You know, the movie hasn't even started yet. We are allowed to talk. I don't know why you're staring at us and giving us the stink eye."

Oh yeah. She said stink eye.

The couple was quite huffy and sat back in their seats with heavy sighs.

Second woman: "We can still talk. It's not a crime." (or something to that effect)

First Woman: "I know. Go on."

Lights went down and they did get quiet, as I figured they would.

Sat through the previews, including that freaking annoying one for that Babies movie that actually makes me want to scream out loud every time I see it. The movie started, A Single Man, and if you've seen it, you know how it starts and how it's very calm. Even if you haven't seen it you likely know that it's about a gay man in the 60s. And near the beginning there is a kiss. And that's when the huffy couple from the middle of the row got up and walked out of the theater! I don't know if they were upset at the movie or the women, or what, but there were some looks passed between all parties as they passed by the women on their way out. Seriously. I thought there might be a brawl...which would have been highly entertaining in the land of Santana Row, but would have really detracted from the movie.

I knew I could not keep this little gem to myself, so I hope you've enjoyed today's adventure in the life of Carrie. I know. You WISH you had as much fun as me at the movies.

The 2010 Birthday Shuffle

So, last year on my birthday, there was a whole Facebook thing going around about songs on your iPod...I posted here and thought it might be fun to see how things have changed since then. So, without further ado, or really any ado whatsoever, here's the 2010 Birthday Shuffle! Instead of picking every 2nd song, I just went song to song after pushing Shuffle Songs on the pod...Enjoy!!

The photo is me and The Mother from my birthday a couple of years back...at The Tank...celebrating a little birthday with a side of hockey. Go Sharks!!

Opening Credits:
Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day

Waking Up:
Red Sky - Brandon Heath

First Day at School:
Say (All I Need) - OneRepublic

What Your Friends Think of You:
If You Believe Me - Reliant K

What You Think of Your Friends:
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room - John Mayer

What You Think of Your Best Friend:
And Around - Tabitha's Secret

What You Like in a Boy:
Be Still - Kelly Clarkson

Falling in Love:
I Saw - Matt Nathanson

Fight Song:
All American Girl - Train

Breaking Up:
Sing a Song - Third Day

Prom:
Blind - Train (side note to Jill...this is the Café du Nord version...ha!)

What You Wanted to Be When You Grew Up:
East Jesus Nowhere - Green Day

Life:
I Don't Know - Third Day

How You Describe Yourself:
Mad Season - Matchbox Twenty

How You Feel Today - Your Birthday!:
Chasing Sunsets - Nate Fowler

Mental Breakdown:
When the Rain Comes - Third Day

Your Life's Purpose:
Piano Man - Billy Joel (hmmm...new career?)

Your Motto:
The Greatest Discovery - Elton John

What You Think About Often:
Poparazzi - Switchfoot (yeah, they did it before Gaga...different spelling, but still...)

Your Hobby/Interest:
Having a Blast - Green Day

Your Biggest Fear:
Yet - Switchfoot

Your Biggest Secret:
Know Your Enemy - Green Day

Driving:
Run to You - Third Day

Flashback:
Hate On Me - Glee Cast (no idea who did this originally)

Getting Back Together:
Carry Me Home - Third Day

Wedding Scene:
BlackBird - Third Day

Your Wedding Dance:
More Than This - Matt Nathanson

What You Think of When You See the Love of Your Life:
For Me, It's You - Train (well, that seems sort of perfect doesn't it?)

Birth of Child:
Simple Life - Elton John

Life Story:
3 A.M. - Matchbox Twenty (side note to Jill, Veronnica and Shawn - this is from the SJ show)

Final Battle:
Sky Falls Down - Third Day

Death Scene:
Then I'll Be Smiling - Matt Nathanson

Funeral Song:
Something More - Switchfoot

End Credits:
Show Me Your Glory - Third Day (quite possibly the most perfect ending to this list!!)

Blogging the Grammy's

I'm watching the Grammy's tonight...in DVR-delayed fashion, so I'll publish this when it's all over. But let's get started...

Performance #1 - Lady GaGa and Elton John: Hi. Elton John completely rocks - can't wait to see him in a few weeks, and while Lady GaGa always looks nutty, she can actually sing. Me loved.

Stephen Colbert - "What up Z?" Excellent. Oh, an iPad? Nice.

• Apparently Grammy liked it and did, indeed, put a ring on it. Beyonce 1. Taylor 0. (not counting awards from earlier in the day, only those shown on TV...I mean, if it's not on TV, did it actually happen?)

Performance #2 - Green Day and the American Idiot cast: Seriously can't wait to go see this show again later this year and really, I'm not sure Green Day could rock any more. I will go see them anytime they are playing near me. Me loved immensely!

• Taylor 1. Beyonce 1. Beauty of DVR is that I can fast-forward through all the names and just hear the winner. Also, I can fast-forward through acceptance speeches.

Simon Baker - Yummy.

Performance #3 - Beyonce: Um...did she really just grab her crotch? See, this is what I don't get. She can SING. Why hide behind all the costumes and theatrics? And did she mean to only wear one earring? Me annoyed. Beauty of DVR means I don't have to watch the whole thing. Okay, I stopped my fast-forwarding to discover she's covering Alanis? Really? Me even more annoyed.

Seal - Why can't he be singing to me?

Performance #4 - Pink: See. She can SING too, and it's so much better because she's just standing there singing. Now, I saw her show last year and it's very theatrical but I never felt like it got in the way of her voice like I feel happens with Beyonce. And yes, the trapeze and water stuff was in her show and it was amazingly beautiful and emotional and moving. Me loved lots!

• Okay. I just don't like country so I'm annoyed with the Best New Artist winner. Fast-Forward.

Performance #5 - Black Eyed Peas: Imma be fast-forwarding. Okay, not really. I saw them open for U2 last fall and they were pretty good. But it's so NOT about Fergie. It's about everyone else. They're actually pretty fun. Me liked. Mazeltov.

Performance # 6 - Lady Antebellum: Yeah. So don't care. Country. Moving on.

• Stephen Colbert wins a Grammy. Awesome. 

• Taylor and Beyonce both lose. You go Kings of Leon.

OMG. Could I love Robert Downey Jr. anymore? Seriously. LOVE.

Performance #7 - Jamie Foxx: Who knew he could sing a little opera? But seriously, auto tune should be banned (blaming that on T Pain), especially since he can actually sing. Jay Z shoulda jumped up there and ended that nonsense. I still can't believe how popular this song was, but I have to admit that it's freaking catchy. Damn you Jamie Foxx. Alright, me liked. Way to pull it altogether with Slash...and his hat.

Ke$ha and Bieber. That's just not right at any level.

FYI, Alice Cooper and I have the same birthday. Awesome times ten.

• GREEN DAY BABY!!! Total punk rock stars.

Performance #8 - Zac Brown Band: No.

Performance #9 - Taylor Swift: Meh. I like the pop side of Taylor, not the country side. I guess I should be thankful Kanye didn't show up. But oy, she's just not great live. Maybe we should bring auto tune back. Guh. Steve Nicks. I just can't. Fast forwarding now. Me no like.

I just adore Lionel Richie. It's a shame his daughter is so whack.

Oh Beyonce. Put those away or cover them up please.

I still can't believe Michael Jackson died.

Hey, I actually HAVE 3-D glasses! Never mind. Those hurt my eyes.

Performance #10 - Michael Jackson Tribute: Celine can sing, but she looks strange. Usher - amazing! Carrie can sing, but it seems weird to have her in this. She's country. Jennifer Hudson - yay! Smoky Robinson - awesome. Michael Jackson - pure genius. Me liked.

Okay, seeing MJ's kids brought tears to my eyes.

 
Performance #11 - Bon Jovi: First of all, how is it that this is their first Grammy performance ever? JBJ = YUM. Will he ever start aging? This just made me even more excited to see them in concert in a few weeks. The Jovi ROCKS!! Could have done without the countrified interlude, but overall, me loved! I'm still fascinated by that tool Richie uses to make that noise. You know the one. Classic Jovi. Bring it. Although please bring it without that Sugarland chick. She is NOT part of the Jovi. Me annoyed.

Mos Def and Placido Domingo presenting the best Rap/Sung Collaboration. Twelve kinds of awesome.

• I wonder if Kanye will interrupt his own acceptance speech to let us know Beyonce should have won? Oh, he's not there? Bummer. Is that Jay Z's kid? Super cute.

Performance #12 - David Foster, Mary J Blige and Andrea Bocelli: Melting. Tears. Love Love Love. Andrea Bocelli is a complete genius and Mary J is just unbelievable and looks gorgeous. Me absolutely loved!!

Fast-forwarding through Grammy chatter box.

Adam Sandler wearing Usher's jacket. Burger King. Funny.

Performance #13 - The Dave Matthews Band: Forgot about their band member dying a couple of years ago. Sad. So freaking talented even though songs all sound about the same. I still like it and Dave always seems so happy. Me liked a lot.

Side note: I saw Ricky Martin in concert. Oh yeah. Livin' la vida loca baby.

• Beyonce 2. Taylor 1. But oy with that dress B. Seriously. Put 'em away.

Is anyone cooler than LL? I gotta go with no. I mean, the word cool is in his name!

Performance #14 - Maxwell and Roberta Flack: I love R&B, but I seem to find myself uninterested. He can totally sing, but I would have rather seen LL perform. How old is Roberta? Man, she can still sing! And yet, I still want to push the FF button. Me indifferent.

In Memoriam's make me sad. So many good people lost. And many very young. But what a weird way to end it. 

Performance #15 - Jeff Beck: Guitar genius. I think he made Les Paul proud. Me liked.

Really? Quentin Tarantino? Freak.

Performance #16 - Drake, Eminem, Lil Wayne and Travis Barker: First of all, crazy collection of people. I have to watch just to see what might happen and how many bleeps there might be. Hey, anyone remember Drake from Degrassi? Oh yeah. I used to watch it. Oh Lil...pull up those pants. Eminem is always good. True talent. And he wears his pants correctly. Drizzy Drake? What? Seriously. Eminem has some crazy rhymes going on. And Barker is a survivor and a real drummer. I guess I have to say...me enjoyed!

Please explain to me why Rob Thomas is not out there with Santana.

• Taylor 2. Beyonce 2. I guess they're even? Well, not really since I think B won more of the non-televised awards than T. Not sure I agree with this one, but hey, I apparently know nothing about music according to the Grammy's so whatevs.

Is it just me, or were there only like 8 awards presented on the telecast tonight? I mean, I love the performances, but shouldn't we see more of the artists winning the awards? Any thoughts on the night? I suppose I should get to bed since it's now almost midnight. Happy music listening everyone!

Oh, wanna see all the winners? Check it here.